Late Night Lovin'

Dear Rockst*r, oh how I love you so. Your Double Strength, Double Size can contains all the pick-me-up a night owl could wish for and then some. Your label says you'll make me Bigger, Better, Faster and Stronger. Although I've yet to notice those particular effects, you do keep me wide-eyed at ungodly hours of the night. I'll always hold you close to my mouth, you precious vessel of citric acid and speed.

Forever yours,

Sombody who may regret loving you twice tonight