Dreams Do Come True

You can't make this stuff up folks.

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses...said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district...Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Talk about your all time "guy fantasy" coming true, two cheerleaders getting busy with each other...too bad it was by their lonesome in a restroom stall. I know cheerleaders have a bad rap of not being on the, er, higher end of the mental scale but really, what did they expect to come of this? Hogging a stall in a busy restroom (wonders of wonders it wasn't the one in my building), punching out an angry witness and then passing the cops somebody else's ID? Sharp, very sharp.