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My daughter loves crayons.

She also loves popsicles.

What better thing could there possibly be than crayon shaped popsicles?

Well, that's what I thought at first. When you first take them out of the wrapper, they do really look like a crayon. However, as I was just sitting on the couch eating one, I found they rapidly turn into something else. By nature popsicles are pretty phallic, but this takes it to a whole new level. I'm not so sure I'm going to let her have any...