Friday Five

At least I've been fairly good about keeping up with these lately.

1) Of the various cultures, ethnicities or nationalities you belong to, which most strongly do you consider yourself?
German. Aside from a short, sick part of history, they pretty much rock. Great beer, great music, great cultural clothing (lederhosen, wooooo!) and total agro-sounding language. I think Hitler was one of the sickest fucks to ever walk the planet, but I do enjoy hearing his speeches. They just sound so cool. I'd probably change my mind if I knew what he was saying though.

2) Is there a culture you cannot claim heritage from but which you feel quite close to?
When I was growing up I had an odd facination with Indians. Yes, I know Native American is the proper term now, but that doesn't serve my point here. Believe it or not, I was a pretty wild kid and "Indian" has a wild connotation to it, which is what drew me to the culture.

3) What's one language you wish you knew fluently?
I wish I could know whatever language the people around me are speaking at any given time. Whenever I'm in like an elevator with people speaking another language I hear:
Blabidy bla boo blab hoo hah wickidy wack blab. Ha Ha Ha!

But in my mind I know they're saying:
Hey, check that loser next to us, we can say anything we want about him and he won't have a clue. Ha Ha Ha!

4) If you could move anywhere in the world and be guaranteed a job, etc., where would you go?
It's warm, it has a beach, it has palm trees, and it's not here.

5) If you had a time machine, and could witness any one event without altering or disturbing it, what would you want to see?
I would go back to watch the building of the pyramids so I could definitevely say once and for all: It was the aliens man, the fucking aliens!