My kingdom for a pillow

Apparently I really need to start getting more sleep. Two nights ago I got up in the middle of the night and tried to exit the room through one of the walls next to my bed. I bet I felt around the wall for a full two minutes looking for a shortcut-door. I even moved a CD rack out of the way because apparently I thought it was hindering my search.

Then last night I woke up and felt my bed shaking and thought I could hear a car alarm outside somewhere. I was sure there was a small earthquake hitting the area. I checked the web this morning. Nothing.

I wish I could say I had been drinking, but alas, I haven't been.

He's seeing monsters, he's losing his mind, and he's feeling it going
 —sample from Convulsion by Skinny Puppy