Did you ever wonder...

Madelene
Originally uploaded by That Will Guy.

...what would happen if Buddy Lee and The Big Boy somehow had a kid? I know what you're thinking, but it could happen. I mean the laws of nature don't particularly apply to plastic mascots you know? Anyway, this is my interpretation of what said offspring would look like. Apparently it's my brother and sister-in-law's interpretation as well. Speaking of which, don't any of you ever dare show them this post! :P

Just kidding Zach, she's way cute!