Friday Five

1. How many foreign countries have you visited?
In order of appearance:
France
Honduras
St. Lucia
Jamaica (mon)
Grand Cayman
Mexico
Canada

2. What do you always take with you on vacation?
Tunes.

3. Name something you've lost recently:
Oddly enough, my sunglasses. Left them on a ferry. I've since bought new ones though...spiffy Oakley jobs. Yeah, I'm lame now. But I can see again.

4. Do you prefer action packed vacations or relaxing ones?
Relaxed, of course.

5. Other people's vacation photographs: do you really want to see them?
Totally enjoy them.

I Have A Big But

No, not that kind of butt, the other but. Although I'm still working on a post somewhat regarding the former too...

Anyway, don't you love it when you have one of those Ah Ha! moments? What do they call that, an epiphany? Well, I had one today. Nothing all that special, but I did figure something out about myself today. You know you're hard to get when you usually don't get yourself. The thing is, I'm a pretty poor decision maker. That's not to say I often make poor decisions (well, maybe I do), I'm just bad at making ANY decisions. And I just figured out why.

I'm too damn analytical. Which has it's plusses and minuses I guess. And that brings me to the epiphany: I can't make decisions because I can always see both sides of things fairly well. For those of you that know me, think back to all the conversations we've had.

I'll wait a second...........

Okay, so, how many times have you heard me talk about an idea and have it go something like this: "here's an idea...bla bla bla...BUT..." ? I just realized I do it ALL the time.

You don't know it, but I'm actually doing it right now. I don't know how to end this post, so I don't know if I should just keep revising it or adding to it. Revising it could make it better, BUT it won't end it. Adding to it probably won't make it better, BUT it could get me closer to ending it.

There's always a but, and that's why I can't decide.

No Fucking Way

Seriously? You can't seriously be serious? Come on, pickles? PICKLES?

Pickle Phobia

Balloons is pretty funny too:

Balloon Phobia

In A Dark Place

Not only is this a great song musically, the lyrics are quite appropriate right now. I love Gary Numan.


Something calls me
From a dark place

And so I pray every night

Something knows me
It whispers my name
And I'm losing my faith

I can feel it breathing
But it feels like something dead and cold

I can feel it waiting
But it waits for something in my soul

Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid

So I beg God
For salvation, for an angel
Every night

And I ask God
Can He forgive me?
And I want to believe

I think I hear it laughing
But it sounds like my voice lost and old

I think it showed me Heaven
And now I know why I'm scared to die

Am I a fool in the dark, I don't know
Am I the ghost in my dreams, I don't know
Am I a shadow of life, I don't know
Am I afraid of the truth, I don't know

Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid
Sometimes I call out for you, and sometimes I'm afraid

So I ask for
One small mercy?
But it whispers 'Who are you?'

So I ask God
If she can save me?
He says 'It's all too dark'

It All Makes Sense Now

Quickie before I run out the door cuz I keep forgetting to post it. I knew there was a reason behind my abnormality. Guess I'm not all that strange after all. Sucks that Migraines carry a double whammy though.

People who suffer migraines have a higher sex drive.

Vacation Over

Now it's off to Denver. See ya'll tomorrow.

PostSecret

I've really got to get out and meet more hippies:


I can understand how rough it is always having to settle for those ponytail metrosexuals, but everything's going to be okay hippy chicks, I'm here for you. ;)

(just wash the patchouli off first please, if I wanted to hump a pile of musty dirt I'd just walk out to my back yard)

Rollin' With Saget

Need some good Monday humor? This is the first time I've ever laughed at Bob Saget. Sure wish I knew the story behind this video, but man is it fucking funny. Catchy too.

Jamie Kennedy - Rollin with Saget (unedited)

The illest mother-fucker in a cardigan sweater!

Note: I think they goofed a bit in the video. At 1:04 it looks to me like they're drinking Cristal, not Dom Pérignon. :)

Today

Happy 6.6.06 everybody.


Shout. Shout. Shout. Shout at the devil!

or something.

Friday Five

Ah, finally, a Friday Five I can really get behind.

Favorite phrase when you have:

1. Ate food that tastes bad
"Ugh, that's fucking nasty"

2. Stubbed your toe
"ow, fffffuuuuCCCCCK!"

3. Become frustrated
"What the fuck?"

4. Broken something
"God DAMNIT!" or the ever-popular "FUCK!"

5. Been cut off by another driver
Not fit for human ears.