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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Trust Me On This

I stumbled across my new favorite ice cream over the weekend. There's this place not far from my house that makes a lot of small batch ice cream/frozen custard/Gelato. If you're really interested: Go Here. Anyway, they had a new flavor that I never thought would have been good, but Oh My GOD...

Jack Daniel's Ice Cream

Heavenly.




New blog?

I oughta change the name of this thing to Isn't it Ironic? But then, I really don't like Alanis Morissette much at all. Although...

Anyway, this week's edition is brought to us by the UK.

LONDON - A British artist has eaten chunks of a Corgi dog, the breed favored by Queen Elizabeth II, live on radio to protest against the royal family's treatment of animals.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18937826/?GT1=9951




Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Can't Stop Laughing

On one hand, I can't stop laughing that Apple is having mocking advertisement problems given their "I'm a PC / I'm a Mac" ad campaign (which has gotten extremely fucking old btw). On the other hand, well, there is no other hand. This product is brilliant! I'm going to start handing them out to friends.


(source http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?newsid=18110)

High street adult retailer Ann Summers has landed itself in a heap of trouble with Apple.



The retail chain has been promoting a £30 sex toy called the iGasm, a device which connects to any music player and offers users an erotic vibrating treat in time to the beat.

A News of the World report claims Apple is furious about Ann Summer's promotion of the device, and is demanding all posters for the gadget be taken down, under threat of court action.

The neon-pink posters depict an underwear-clad female silhouette holding an oval white device with two cables - one connected to a pair of white headphones, the other heading down toward the female's knickers.

The sales pitch urges music fans to: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with an ambient classic."

Apple is claiming the ad to be an abuse of the silhouette-based images it uses in its own advertising.

Ann Summers hasn't bowed to Apple's threats, the report explains.




Monday, May 21, 2007

Stupid People

Hey stupid people...you're stupid.

So I went to see Shrek The Third this weekend (save your $ BTW), and here's what I ordered from the concession stand:

1 Bottle Water
1 Large Drink
1 Medium Drink
1 Small Popcorn
1 Large Popcorn
1 Bag Twizzlers

When everything is assembled on the counter, the moron behind the register actually asks me (mind you, I'm standing there by myself):

"Do you want a tray to carry that?"

No dude, that's okay, I'm an octopus...




Irony Strikes Again



Duuuude, I'm such an environmentallist I don't even own a car!
But you make your friend drive you everywhere.
But...
But what?
Duuuude, I'm way more of an environmentallist than him, I don't even own a car!




Friday, May 11, 2007

Friday Five

1. What do you obsess about?
Sex

2. What do you do for a living?
Sex

3. Where do you call home?
Sex

4. Have you lived up to your parents' expectations?
Sex

5. Are we more likely to find you in a coffee bar or a nightclub?
Sex




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