Stupid People

Hey stupid people...you're stupid.

So I went to see Shrek The Third this weekend (save your $ BTW), and here's what I ordered from the concession stand:

1 Bottle Water
1 Large Drink
1 Medium Drink
1 Small Popcorn
1 Large Popcorn
1 Bag Twizzlers

When everything is assembled on the counter, the moron behind the register actually asks me (mind you, I'm standing there by myself):

"Do you want a tray to carry that?"

No dude, that's okay, I'm an octopus...