Friday Five

Ah, finally, a Friday Five I can really get behind.

Favorite phrase when you have:

1. Ate food that tastes bad
"Ugh, that's fucking nasty"

2. Stubbed your toe
"ow, fffffuuuuCCCCCK!"

3. Become frustrated
"What the fuck?"

4. Broken something
"God DAMNIT!" or the ever-popular "FUCK!"

5. Been cut off by another driver
Not fit for human ears.