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So it's been 3 months since I signed up for DirectTV and my introductory pricing has lapsed. This morning I went to their site to update my programming options and remove the stuff that I have to pay extra for now. Forever a fan of sophomoric humor, I thoroughly enjoyed the experience because:

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Sadly, I could only add or remove features from My Package. There was no option to Increase the Size of My Package. Too bad, that'd be a cool trick. Although, selecting the option for Spice HD might have been a temporary fix for that.

PS— Seriously? HD Porno? Get out!