Secret Reveled!

Okay, so I'm pretty sure I pin-pointed the exciting secret. I thought it might be some news I got this morning, but I just learned of a better one. I'm sure this is it because it follows my usual Fortune Cookie luck of a curse in disguise.

Turns out my favorite band of all time is going on a US tour. They play a lot of shows around Europe, but they only make it stateside like every 6 or 7 years.

Exciting secret for sure!

The curse? No dates set for anywhere close to me. Closest is San Francisco. So what's the real rub? They're playing in DENVER. Goddamit!!!