Can I get a masseuse over here?

Damn, I must have been dreaming I was an owl last night or something. I mean, I've woken up with stiff necks before but man, this one takes the cake. It's 1:00 and I still can't turn my head without wincing.

Interesting side note, Google (my new favorite spell checker) defines masseuse simply as: a female massager. I'll leave it to you to decide exactly how to interpret that. Personally, I kind of figured there'd be a little more to it than that.