Bury fear, for fate draws near

Thanks a lot fate, I really appreciate your help in making this a great day. I thought we agreed you were going to leave me alone for a while. I'll admit, you had me going there, but then this morning I received two requests from a certain beloved department at work. This wasn't so bad in itself because I can avoid that for a little while, but then I just had to go and get a fortune cookie with my lunch today.

"You will become better acquainted with a co-worker"

Looks like they'll be getting their stuff done today after all.

Dirty, stinking, rotten fortune cookies. I should have known better...