Fortune

Shew, I'm way behind on these.

Wednesday super fortune dump in reverse chronological order (newest first):

Something on four wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!

Translation: Repeat. Lame.

A friend will soon reveal an exciting secret to you.

Translation: Repeat. Lame. (Still waiting on the last one)

You will do better in real estate than in stocks.

Translation: True actually. My current house is doing quite well. Thanks crazy ass Washington housing market!

Your charm has inspired a secret admirer.

Translation: Wish these secret admirer's would step up sometime.

You will soon be receiving sound spoken advice. Listen!

Translation: Still waiting on that one.

Your respect for others will be your ticket to success.

Translation: Or my ability to ride on shoulders.

You will find your solution where you least expect it.

Translation: True. I always do. Funny thing is, "where I least expect it" always ends up being the most obvious place.

Something on 4 wheels will soon be a fun investment for you!

Translation: No shit, I got this fortune the week before I got the mini-van. At that time I had no idea on the car purchase. Turns out, the thing IS growing on me. After a few trips to Home Depot, it's advantages became quite clear.

You will have many friends when you need them.

Translation: I think I do.

You may be called upon to help a friend.

Translation: Waiting.