Friday Five

1. Have you ever ridden a camel?
Nope, but I fucked a hunchback once, does that count?

(No I didn't)

2. When you are outside, what does the horizon look like?
I don't understand the question. It looks like where the sky meets the ground. Duh.

3. Who is the last person to leave you a message?
Voicemail? A certain favorite marketing person of mine.

4. How many hours did you sleep last night?
Four. Viva la Xbox!

5. Chocolate: take it or leave it?
Generally leave it. Unless it's white chocolate covering a pretzel or one of these.