Half-thoughts and musings on an Arizona adventure.
- Arizona is hot (to reiterate)
- Boarding Southwest is chaos
- Thank god for children under 5 and preboarding
- Southwest has some of the friendliest and amusing flight staff I've encountered
- Seriously
- Basketball players make liberal use of a certain word that begins with an N and is pronounced similar to a country in Africa
- At least, the ones I spent several hours with did
- Call me crazy, but if something offends you when others do it, you ought not do it yourself
- Yes, I understand the cultural differences thing
- Try and explain that one to a 3 year old
- If she starts saying it now, I'm NOT going to be happy
- There are a lot of old people in Arizona
- Old people complain a lot
- And drive poorly
- Motorcycle accidents are scary
- $12 margaritas are quite tasty
- Small dogs are almost as bad as cats
- Almost
- Not checking email rules
- Three cheers for private swimming pools
- On golf courses
- Four!!!
- Splash
- Vultures are cool
- Never perpetuate the stork/baby myth
- Have you ever seen a stork?
- Trust me...that's a bad myth
- I like trees
- I really like trees
- The grand canyon looks cool from the air
- Walking the ASU campus in the springtime is a bad idea
- If you haven't been laid in a long long time
- Dear...god........
- Excuse me while I...hey, anybody got a number for a good escort service?
- Kidding
- Maybe
- There is life outside the Xbox
- It's not as fun though
- And it's surprisingly more frustrating
- Mmmmm....pizza
- Cowboys are funny
- Marshmallows are like little napalm bombs when heated to the right temperature
- Don't steal my idea, I'm going to sell it to the military and make millions
- "Napalm just burns. Now...imagine your enemy, burned AND sticky!"
- Brilliant I tell you
- Cacti
- I like that word
- Cactiiiiiiiiiii!!
- Cool
- Those'd make good weapons too, damn those buggers are pointy
- The desert is kinda boring
- But it provides some cool pictures
- Never expect much of the food from a tourist trap
- Especially one that pretends not to be a tourist trap
- Stucco actually looks good in Arizona.
- Oughta buy a place there before prices really go up
- And I thought they were building a lot of houses out here...
- Going to sleep by 11:00 isn't such a bad thing
- But I'm glad to be back to my normal schedule now
- Boy my lawn was long
- Fixed that yesterday
- Bla
