The New Story of my Life

Not only is this one of my all time favorite Gary Larson cartoons, but it has become a symbol of my new life here on the crappy side of the building. Ever since I moved to my new location I've apparently become an idiot. The fastest way to my desk from the elevator is to shortcut through the cafeteria. The doors on my end have handles on them and a sign that says push. I keep trying to pull them. Every time.

Oh well, who am I to overcome poor design?